小生怕怕

自从我们姐妹团从Krabi回来，也毫不犹豫给了负责载送我们到旅店和机场的司机所有人的FB Address后，我就不断收到他寄来给我的FB Message..
开始时只是属于问候形式，我当然也不疑有他..
直接就以礼貌的方式，回复了他的问候讯息...
没想到，越寄来的message越不妥..
直到我完全不敢回复了，他还仍然send FB message来..
不妥的程度到了我终于忍不住问跟我同行的所有姐妹们，有没有遇到跟我一样的情况...
怎知，收到如此短讯的人，就只有我一个？怎么搞的？
为什么每一次都是我？？

这是本人此生头一次收到最看不懂的message:

June 26 at 11:25am
(No Subject)
how are you jacqueline cheong from...achirawat@hotmail.co.uk what do you do today i ting to you

June 27 at 8:02am
Pictue
sorry right we pictue at airport krabi you no the on facebook i like looking i whit you nexto me

June 27 at 12:29pm
My Frind
good moning jacqueline cheong she is at beautiful most for me when will you come krabi again i waiting you ....achirawat



June 28 at 10:42am
My Frind
let me give to you a happy in you workign lovetime at malaysia thank

June 29 at 10:57am
My Frind
i want be one seat in your heart forever guard you feel lonely in the no who now do do not forget there are peoplo who are conerhed about thailand

June 29 at 11:27am
My Frind
sorry we picture teken together on a new fliyht to krabi when the car or that you do not want to facebook it is important that will remember that i have the bast firends malaysia

July 1 at 1:07pm
My Friend
how are you jacquelino cheong what work do you do to day i think you

July 3 at 1:18pm
my friend at lovely beautyfil body
you look world icop or a la us to predict whether the same food ball team is to have a chat jumping world...... miss you achirawat

July 5 at 12:20amlovely womanthank you for everything to you sent to me the photo and i will remember what you give me forever.....achirawat

July 5 at 12:33am
football
i cheer for the football team all Land and you

July 5 at 4:46am
my friend
last night worked late insomnia open facebook page you see the look is green and baeutiful when you smile in the sleep you do not know baeutiful but how is it to see you the other when not in krabi baeutiful than anyone else because you all know

July 6 at 8:17pm
my friend
why do you not send message to me be what of your

其实是我多心吗？
有点担心是自己的多心或Sensitive害到这个朋友少了六位来自马来西亚的朋友。
可是我真的多心了吗？
还是这人真的是怪怪的？

朋友们都一致决定把这个怪人删除...
而我，当然也不例外..
不怕什么，因为身在泰国的他估计也不能做什么..
只是，朋友们开始讨论说，泰国人可以轻易地从一张照片上做法式??
不是吧？科技发达，法式也跟着发达？单单靠一张合照就可以做bomoh了吗？
朋友们都说宁可信其有，不可信其无...
所以也不管他到底是正常还是变态，就删除了他，大家都安心！
然后也可以close case了..
要不然，这阵子出去喝茶，本小姐都被友人取笑说lovely woman..惹来一大堆不正常的 O_o
还是斩草除根..狠狠地block n delete him forever..
抱歉了，来自远方的司机..
希望日后能够正常一点才不会吓跑朋友..

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